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A week later, his car ended up in my yard when he blew the I never dreamed I’d end up being a son in law of a Freakin’ Awesome mother in law but here I am living the dream shirt in addition I really love this stop sign going north while speeding and driving drunk. I saw the accident and he tried going after the other driver. He was restrained by myself and one of my neighbors. When the cops came they hauled him off. In the course of a three month period this happened FOUR more times. Each time until the fifth time, he would get bailed out, buy another car from someone, then wreck it and end up in my yard. I either saw or heard all of these collisions. After the fifth time I heard he was held without bail from one of the cops.

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I was asked by the I never dreamed I’d end up being a son in law of a Freakin’ Awesome mother in law but here I am living the dream shirt in addition I really love this prosecutor to testify about all five of his ventures into my yard. After the first time I had asked if it was possible to charge him with trespassing and damage to private property along with his other charges and they actually did it. The day of the trial comes and I was called to the witness stand. The prosecutor asked me questions related to each incident and I answered truthfully. Then it was his turn. The prosecutor had warned me that he was going to let our “Sovereign Citizen” dig his own grave. So our kook picks up a picture and asks me what the picture showed. I explained it was a picture of my front door. Then the train left the rails.